Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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