hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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