You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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