So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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