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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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