flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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