Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I fill condoms, not promises.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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