you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
my poor anus
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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