One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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