Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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