And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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