So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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