you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
one might say we're banned from that church
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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