Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
i now understand why vodka
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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