he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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