Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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