At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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