She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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