My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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