oh god the rape fog is back!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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