Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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