The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
