normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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