found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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