Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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