so let's talk penis.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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