I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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