My friends, they love my intelligence
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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