This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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