I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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