1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
The maid of honor just puked.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The ass gains better be worth it
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