i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My balls are so social today.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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