It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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