I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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