I just saw a hot homeless man
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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