This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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