and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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