yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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