that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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