I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
These tits shall not be calmed
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