do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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