I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
We are two peas in an std pod
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
