I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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