If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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