Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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