paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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