Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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