I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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