I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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