508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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