I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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