Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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