Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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