Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
How naked do you want me to be?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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