I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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